Holy Virgin, Mother of God
Who really went through it with dumb assholes
Murdering her kid and making a parade out of it
Assist your humble servant
In limiting the power of dumb assholes to wreck my day
By recognizing and sidestepping them
By remembering escalation is my choice
By turning towards the many not dumb, not assholes in this world
By celebrating, even inwardly, not having to be a dumb asshole
By seeing the extraordinary grace and beauty
of all the non-dumb, non-asshole elements of creation
Most importantly praying for the souls of all dumb assholes
That one day they may wake out of their asshole sleep
And try out acting halfway decent.
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